Most to Least Likely to Fall in Love Fast

pronun:

zodiac—signs:

Pisces
Cancer
Libra
Aries
Leo
Gemini
Virgo
Sagittarius
Scorpio
Capricorn
Aquarius
Taurus



cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow



make me choose » anonymous asked: zayn malik or louis tomlinson?



proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?



awoopsehdaiseh:

pro tips for newcomers in the 1D fandom:

  • don’t ever tag a picture of Zayn with #his prime
  • Zayn’s prime is every day
  • Zayn peaks 500 times a second
  • every day
  • for the rest of eternity
  • Zayn’s prime is continuous and will last longer than your blog


blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that



  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude